Want to liven up your desktop with some fairground fun? Pop your token in the slot and manoeuvre the claw to grab the sweets before the carnival music ends and your time runs out with this much-loved interactive toy!

As you can see, Scorpion Vodka contains a walloping great scorpion. And it's not just any old scorpion. This particular pickled arachnid has been specially-bred in southern China and is totally safe to eat.

This beat box beanie is a blast. Pop it on your bonce, plug it into your iPod or any MP3 player, and you'll be amazed at the sound quality from the integral speakers that fit snugly over your ears.

The Everlast Door Gym provides you with the ultimate in versatile strength training. Simply anchor the Door Gym to the top and bottom of any door and the pulley system allows you to do a variety of exercises for arms, chest, shoulders, abs and legs.

Irreverent, tangental, highly intelligent and irrepressibly exuberent, Jonathan Ross is our best-known television 'Personality' for good reason and his take on growing up, and the world around him, is laugh-out-loud funny. With stories that range from discovering B-movies to fashion, from diets to childhood sweetshops, favourite presents and from sex to pets (and back to sex) he tells his story of his life with all his customary energy, wit, lasciviousness, self-deprecatory humour and random meandering, revealing that in short trousers he was as cheeky, vain, and frankly ridiculous at times, as he is in those suits...

Perfect gift for movie buffs! Carried by Jules from the well known film 'Pulp Fiction'. 100% leather and comes included with a speech card.

For all you Top Gear fans out there, this set of cufflinks will have you salivating at the mouth. They're designed with a circular face, on which the top of a gear lever is printed, and hinged bullet backs.

2 Disc special edition. Due for release on 27/10/2008 in time for Christmas!

Racing R/C cars across the floor is terribly last century, don't you know. Believe it or not, this sporty little racer is capable of driving across any smooth surface; horizontal, vertical or even completely upside down. Mad, eh?

Ok, this clever little gadget is about the size of a large marker pen at only eight inches long, and yet opens up to become an aluminium alloy 4ft fishing rod, complete with a left and right handed reel (packed separately), a 5lb breaking strain line, and even includes a triple hook spinner. Never again will you be caught short when you spot a fish rise, and it's small enough to carry with you everywhere!

The ultimate in 20th century duelling. Two tanks and two radio frequency remote controls battle it out with shocking consequences. A dual power multi setting game of skill and endurance - can you endure the shock!! Each time your combat tank scores a hit on the enemy's tank, they will receive an electric shock through the handle of the remote control.

As its name suggests, this hi-tech garment lets you know when you're in a Wi-Fi zone by graphically displaying the Wi-Fi connections floating around the vicinity. Glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the signal strength fluctuates. Clever, eh?

As well as its sturdy little black and serrated locking 'A' grade blade, it comes with a remarkable firesteel (developed by the small, but, no doubt, perfectly formed, Swedish Defense Department) which will light fires with ease even in the wet - it produces an astonishing 3,000°C hot spark. The handle of the firesteel contains a small but powerful waterproof torch, and in the body of the SL2 is a piercing rescue whistle, as well as a handy belt clip. The SL Series Survival Tools make you wonder how anyone survived without them.

Diesel Fuel for Life He is an energetic fragrance with blends of star anise and grapefruit, combined with hints of vetiver and lavender.

Saints Row 2 brings true freedom to open-world gaming. Players can play as who they want, how they want, and with whomever they want in this sequel to the much acclaimed and tremendously successful Saints Row. Set years after the original, the player finds himself in a Stilwater both familiar and strange and challenged with bringing the Saints back as the rightful kings of Stilwater and bringing vengeance to those who wronged him.

Dust off your old cassette deck and polish up your record player, they have one final task before they die. Simply plug this bit of kit into your PC or Mac and hook up your old kit to the Ripper (it comes with all the combinations of cable you could need to connect your dinosaur hi-fi to the unit). Using your computer's USB port, the Instant Music ripper starts recording from the analog audio source onto digital audio formats WAV, WMA, MP3 and AAC.

Simply fill it with ice, bung in the beers (or, heaven forbid, something non-alcoholic) and relax as you dispatch its lagery contents to fellow boozers (up to 30ft away) via a bottle top inspired handheld transmitter.

This football simulation game is even more realistic than ever, and the 2008 version has brought in loads of innovations, including a new shooting system. FIFA 08 includes 620 teams, 30 leagues and more than 15,000 players. If you want to win the championship, you'll have to beat the best! FIFA 08 is available on all platforms, including "Next Gen" ones. In fact, FIFA 08 has a new graphics engine designed to be compatible with the XboX 360.

Pioneer have engineered a line up of leading Car Audio that incorporates innovative design and cutting edge technology. Pioneer DEH-2000MP features a front AUX-input which allows you to connect a portable MP3 player directly.

Perfect for a special holiday snap to keep you smiling or a family portrait that belongs on a wall.Measures 60cm x 40cm (approx. 23.5" x 16"). Printed on high textured heavyweight 100% cotton canvas.

You’re never too old to play soldiers! Dodge exploding pellets, gun down the enemy in simulated skirmishes, crawl through the undergrowth searching for the opposition’s HQ - all this excitement in an action packed day! Not only is paintballing great fun, it’ll test your skills of endurance, quick-thinking, leadership and teamwork. You’ll be using the latest paintballing kit and clothing and running around a purpose built 'battle-field' ! Get ready to be splattered!

"The angled bracelet made from stainless steel leads up to what at first appears to be a basic round face. However, this watch combines an LCD second display with a background that can be set to either red, black or flashing."

In the kitchen, muck in as you learn the ins and outs of preparing a four course Indian meal, from starter through to dessert. Afterwards you'll be treated to a delectable and innovative five course meal complemented with selected wines and champagne. As a memento take home some menu cards, to help you replicate the memorable gastronomic creations of the day.

Bundles of old negatives and slides lie redundant in drawers, and nowadays trying to use them for prints is a right royal pain. Well help is at hand, now you can easily convert all your favourite old negatives and slides into digital images with the Digital Film Scanner. This brilliant little piece of kit comes with holders for both negatives and slides, and at the press of the 'Copy' button will scan your historical (or possibly hysterical) images with its 5 MegaPixel SMOS sensor, and save them as either Tiff or Jpeg files on your PC. It comes complete with software for editing, cropping and re-sizing your images, and was designed for use by people who don't really know what they're doing, which is how we managed to figure it out.

The Everlast Door Gym provides you with the ultimate in versatile strength training. Simply anchor the Door Gym to the top and bottom of any door and the pulley system allows you to do a variety of exercises for arms, chest, shoulders, abs and legs.

Irreverent, tangental, highly intelligent and irrepressibly exuberent, Jonathan Ross is our best-known television 'Personality' for good reason and his take on growing up, and the world around him, is laugh-out-loud funny. With stories that range from discovering B-movies to fashion, from diets to childhood sweetshops, favourite presents and from sex to pets (and back to sex) he tells his story of his life with all his customary energy, wit, lasciviousness, self-deprecatory humour and random meandering, revealing that in short trousers he was as cheeky, vain, and frankly ridiculous at times, as he is in those suits...

In a neat brushed steel body a combined espresso, cappuccino and latte maker (it's also handy for a steaming cup of tea) with the all-important frothing nozzle for the milk. It takes both ground coffee or espresso Pod.